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Ooh. After one whole week sans computers and technology with only old ruins and hiroglyphics to keep me company, me is back on zee computer! I’m in Cairo airport right now waiting for MS777 to fly to Heathrow. I would have blogged sooner if it wasn’t for the fucking mat salleh prick that was on the computer before me. He had NOTHING on his screen and was Ctrl-Alt-Deleting to see the programs that were running and shit checking what the CPU usage (WHERE IS THE PERCENTAGE SIGN ON THIS ARABIC KEYBOARD?) % – ah! was. What an imhotep of a person.

Anyway, me is going to fly soon, zee gate where I’m boarding is opening. Cairo and Egypt was damn the fun, damn the hectic and DAMN THE COLD. I swear London was warmer when I was there.

Will blog about zee camels, Nubian crazy people and zee temples when I get back to wet, icky English soil. /me is not looking forward…